fractangle:

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

despazito:

Adult website and period tracker

dasloddl:

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pagesinmylife:

I cannot stress enough to Tumblr staff that they do not need to change the site. Do not try to be like Twitter. Do not try to be like Reddit. Do not alter how this site works.

Tumblr will be the most popular social media site if they continue letting all these other sites implode

bongwateriero:

bathroom graffiti

t*rfs eat shit and die. don’t touch my post

louisegluckpdf:

in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay

piratepolls:

translasso:

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

carfuckerlynch:

every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

fairycosmos:

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

hjemne:

People dying at sea is always a tragedy but let’s put the search for 5 billionaires into perspective with what’s happening in the Mediterranean

lakevida:

god it’s like nobody even cares that [problem i’ve taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can’t articulate and don’t understand

sosaysdean:

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

collectyoursoul-deactivated2022:

one day, someone will consistently show up for you and you’ll realise what safety feels like.